Men's Club

It was our final game of the season and the cry of the ancient Brooklyn Dodgers (Dem Bums) went out: "Wait till next year!"

The season that began with the Etz Chaim boys soaring in upper and glorious regions of victory after victory concluded with the team grounded in the cellar of ignominious defeat. No one can even recall the exact score of the final game. Suffice it to say that we got "mercy-ed," trailing by something like twenty runs in the fourth inning. "Wait till next year!"

Still some great things came out of this season: Fan attendance increased by 50%; thank you Rachel and Tina. Our outfield and infield defense remained solid throughout the season. Our pitchers consistently pounded the zone, striking out many and walking few. Our hitters blasted more round-trippers than ever before. And Greg Cohen's many relatives finally had something to do on Sunday mornings. A fine foundation; "Wait till next year!"

On a sad note, following the final game our coach, manager and faithful leader, Phil Kaufman, announced his retirement. We will always be grateful for his patience and dedication, not to mention Phil's still steady line-drive hitting. Rick Silverman will take over as our manager next year, giving way to the following transaction: Dennis Belzer extends his hand to Rick Silverman, "So, is it true that you'll be taking over as manager next year?"

"Yes, but I hope I'm not stepping on any toes. Would you like to be manager next year?"

"Are you kidding? No way!"

I repeat, "Wait till next year!"

And so, as the diamond dust settles on the 5770 Etz Chaim softball season the boys plan to celebrate one final hurrah. The team will gather at Ben's house Sunday, August 22 to share a BBQ, compare battle scars, dip in the Jacuzzi, knock down a few brewskis, inject some non-detectable PED's, have a couple of fist fights, and make it rain for a host of exotic dancers.....OK just kidding about the PED's, fist fights and exotic dancers; this is a Shul after all, not the NFL!

My mom, Mrs. Shlomo, taught me that the important part is not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. That being true, we can hold our softball heads high for we played the game with dedication and respect. Perhaps we can build upon this experience to revitalize our Men's Club?

"Wait till next year!"

Our softball team plays in the spring and summer against other congregations in the central NJ area. Although they may not always win. they always have fun. Softball is a co-ed sport open to adults and 17 year olds with a parent.